[Enter FORTINBRAS, a Captain, and Soldiers, marching]

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

Go, captain, from me greet the Danish king;

Go greet the Danish king for me now, Captain.

Tell him that, by his licence, Fortinbras

Say that, with his permission, Fortinbras

Craves the conveyance of a promised march

Desires to march his men, as he had promised,

Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous.

Across his land. You know the meeting-point.

If that his majesty would aught with us,

And If his majesty has some concerns,

We shall express our duty in his eye;

I’ll meet him face-to-face to share intentions

And let him know so.

And let him know my plans.

CAPTAIN

I will do't, my lord.

I’ll do it, sir.

PRINCE FORTINBRAS

Go softly on.

Off you go.

[Exeunt FORTINBRAS and Soldiers]

[Enter HAMLET, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others]

HAMLET

Good sir, whose powers are these?

Good sir, whose troops are these?

CAPTAIN

They are of Norway, sir.

The King of Norway’s, sir.

HAMLET

How purposed, sir, I pray you?

What are they doing here, I ask?

CAPTAIN

Against some part of Poland.

Out to fight with Poland.

HAMLET

Who commands them, sir?

Who’s in charge then, sir?

CAPTAIN

The nephews to old Norway, Fortinbras.

The King of Norway’s nephew, Fortinbras.

HAMLET

Goes it against the main of Poland, sir,

Will they attack the heart of Poland, sir,

Or for some frontier?

Or at some other border?

CAPTAIN

Truly to speak, and with no addition,

In truth, without any embellishment,

We go to gain a little patch of ground

We’re targeting a tiny patch of land

That hath in it no profit but the name.

That’s worthless, yet it has a worthy name.

To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it;

I wouldn’t farm it if it cost five gold coins;

Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole

And it won’t reap for Poland or for Norway

A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee.

A higher rate, if it would sell at all.

HAMLET

Why, then the Polack never will defend it.

Well, then the Polish won’t try to defend it.

CAPTAIN

Yes, it is already garrisoned.

They will; their troops are stationed there already.

HAMLET

Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats

Two thousand men and twenty golden coins

Will not debate the question of this straw:

Will not resolve this trivial piece of land.

This is the imposthume of much wealth and peace,

It’s like an abscess, caused with wealth and peace,

That inward breaks, and shows no cause without

That bursts inside a man without revealing

Why the man dies. I humbly thank you, sir.

The cause of death. I humbly thank you, sir.

CAPTAIN

God be wi' you, sir.

God be with you, sir.

[Exit]

ROSENCRANTZ

Wilt please you go, my lord?

Will you come now, my lord?

HAMLET

I'll be with you straight go a little before.

I’ll be there soon with you. Go on ahead.

[Exeunt all except HAMLET]

How all occasions do inform against me,

All these events denounce my own inaction

And spur my dull revenge! What is a man,

And spur me to revenge! What is a man

If his chief good and market of his time

If all he ever did throughout his life

Be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more.

Was sleep and eat? For then, he’s just a beast.

Sure, he that made us with such large discourse,

For when God gave us thoughts to speak our mind,

Looking before and after, gave us not

To plan based on the past, he didn’t grant us

That capability and god-like reason

These capabilities and godly thoughts

To fust in us unused. Now, whether it be

To rot in us, unused. Perhaps it’s caused

Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple

By beast-like mindlessness, or cowardly

Of thinking too precisely on the event,

Over-contemplating what to do—

A thought which, quartered, hath but one part wisdom

A thought, which cut in four, is one-part wisdom

And ever three parts coward, I do not know

And three-part cowardice—I do not know

Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do;'

Why I’m still here without the task completed,

Sith I have cause and will and strength and means

Because I have the will, the strength and means

To do't. Examples gross as earth exhort me:

To do it. I’m urged on by clear example:

Witness this army of such mass and charge

Look at this massive and expensive army

Led by a delicate and tender prince,

That’s led by such a young and tender prince,

Whose spirit with divine ambition puffed

Who’s driven by his own pretentious ego,

Makes mouths at the invisible event,

Just laughing in face of unseen danger,

Exposing what is mortal and unsure

And risking life through serendipity

To all that fortune, death and danger dare,

By taking massive risk in face of danger

Even for an egg-shell. Rightly to be great

For reasons egg-shell thin. But being great

Is not to stir without great argument,

Does not require a monumental reason

But greatly to find quarrel in a straw

To fight, but finding nothing much to fight for

When honour's at the stake. How stand I then,

When honour is at stake. How can I stand here

That have a father killed, a mother stained,

After my father’s killed, and mother tarnished,

Excitements of my reason and my blood,

My reasoning excited by my blood,

And let all sleep? While, to my shame, I see

And then do nothing? While I shamefully watch

The imminent death of twenty thousand men,

The imminent death of twenty thousand men,

That, for a fantasy and trick of fame,

That through the empty hope of gallantry,

Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot

Go to their graves like beds, fighting for land

Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause,

Not big enough to house all of the troops,

Which is not tomb enough and continent

And even not as big to dig the graves

To hide the slain? O, from this time forth,

Of those who’ll die? Now, from this moment on

My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!

My thoughts will all be violent, or be gone!

[Exit]